- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.